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The F BombCast: Episode 8: Onamonapenis

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Episode 8: Onamonapenis

He's not the show starter, he's not the show stopper, he's the WHOLE FUCKING SHOW! This episode features the return of Kevin to the show, which means he isn't phoning (emailing) it in this week folks. We return to happier days of innocence with the F5 Saturday Morning Cartoons. And in past episodes we've had on-air urination, well this week, please to enjoy on air ejaculation............

Beer, beer, wonderful beer, beer............

Nothing too fancy or obscure this week as TJ goes back to "number 9, number 9, number 9" Magic Hat #9, Kevin chooses "Ireland's Oldest Ale" Smithwicks, and from "America's Oldest Brewery" Mike delights in the Yuengling Lager.

Gentleman, start your engines:

The first segment involves self esteem and man on man daily affirmations (i.e., sugar pants, etc….). This leads into about a funny thing that happened to Kevin on the way to the forum involving vomit, Germans tourists, a migraine, the love that dare not speak its name, and handicap bus rides to hot lesbians, Mike the amazing ejaculating teen and finally bizarre foods (taylor ham, scrapple, tripe, turtle)

While we’re on the topic of food, we’ve got a care package from our favorite listener EVER, Rebecca O-H, who sent the show a box of assorted salted snacks from the great state of Ohio and Green Lantern toys.

Becca says “What?”

Our Lady of Ohio asks a trio of questions about a man’s pride and penial proclivities. We get a peak into Mike’s porn collection, explore Kevin’s issues with the word “penis,” and public bathroom etiquette

Why are men so fascinated by lesbians?

Why do men insist on naming their penises?

Do all men measure their organ? And why does this number matter?

Why do some men not flush the urinal? And why to they miss?

We also get a SECOND EMAIL from a different person. This time it’s from an old friend of TJ, Kevin’s and mine, Chris. TJ and Kevin relieve some of Kevin’s past moments of cockblocking glory.

Comics, comics, comics

Mike ain’t read shit! A discussion on the accessibility in the Marvel U. to new readers with the idea of pre-Skrull (insert hero name) or post-Skrull (insert hero name) and how that compares to Final Crisis. Again is another tongue bath for Geoff Johns and Grant Morrison and BOOOOOOOO to Brian Michael Bendis. Mighty and New Avengers….one of these things is not like the other…..or are they? The merits of the shock and gross out factor in Garth Ennis’ writing (Crossed, the Boys, the Authority, Preacher). They also, delve into Marvel/Hulk continuity and how to succeed as a character in the DCU (ie. Azreal)? And TJ prognosticates on the future of the Bat-family.

Books reviewed:

Cable #6 (Marvel).
The Darkness Ultimate Collection (Top Cow).
Authority #1 by Abnett and Lanning (DC).
The Nightwing and Robin Batman R.I.P tie-ins
Green Lantern #33

There’s a “classic” rock break as TJ talks about the Jersey contingent’s upcoming trip to go see Journey and Mike rattles of band after band after band after *yaaaaaaawn………

The F’d up Five: Top 5 non-superhero Saturday Morning Cartoons

Maybe we should have been clearer on what a “superhero” cartoon was with submissions of the . But ANYWAY, selections are the Muppet Babies, the Smurfs, Rocky & Bullwinkle & Friends, Dungeons and Dragons, Heathcliff, the Snorks, the Punky Brewster cartoon, the Gummi Bears, Camp Candy, Robo-Tech and Space Ghost. This segment features Mike’s hard-on for everything Alex Toth touched (Space Ghost, Thundarr the Barbarian, Herculoids).

abrazos y besos,

Sr. David

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