Greeting ladies and germs,
I apologize about the tardiness of this rundown for Episode 1. It's taken me forever to listen to the whole two hours of delicious chatter and I'm being extra-super-retard-lazy this week as previously noted in my HeroesCon rundown. ANYWAY, in this episode we me the living legend James "Magic Stick" Harris also known as the Comic Book Savant ALSO known as the Pop Media Savant ALSO ALSO known as the Dirty..Dirty..Dirty Mutha' Fucker.
-The show starts with TJ and James relating the struggles they had to endure in
Charlotte as fat man (ie. humidity, walking, pants, me forcing TJ to flash me his
tits through the peephole before I let him into the room).
-Only Mike was responsible enough to be drinking during this episode (Sam Adams
Summer Ale). TJ's broke from Heroes and is just drinking Coke and James just
doesn't drink (boooo!).
-It takes the boys about 10 minutes before they start taking about pussy.
Apparently, someone was exchanging images of their naughty bits with his lady
friends. This then leads to a discussion on how this same someone has turned into
a sex machine and how he doesn't always just have "sex" with women, that some he
just flat out "victimizes" them with his glory.
(Note: every 5-10 min be prepared to learn something new about the normally demure
Mr. Harris.)
- 0:20 - The boys segway into their first beers as children. Mike's was Miller,
TJ's MGD and James' (Stereotype Alert) Colt 45.
-I get bashed for not sending in my email contributions to the show, (even though I
was never told what time they were recording).
-Coming soon of the feed: "The Misadventures of a Manwhore" (teaser!)
- 0:27 - Comics! Finally! James talks about the predictable and contrived Walking
Dead TPB #1 which is so exciting apparently it's taking him forever to read
through it. Mike: Tor #2, Thor #9 and Guardians of the Galaxy #2. TJ: Star
Wars - Dark Times #11 and Sword #8.
*Storytime with Uncle James: A tale in which our Gentleman Cocksman comes
home from work to find a sexy naked lady waiting and wanting.
- 0:51 - "Douche Bag Of The Week...week...week......."
James: The HeroesCon organizers for the shitte location and promotion
of "Podcast Alley"
Mike: Had no douche bag. Happy Days!
Kevin: "The Judd Winick Girls" 3 Ooogly fan-girls sitting behind
Kevin at one of the panels bitching about Judd Winick,
even though Judd Winick wasn't on the panel
*Storytime with Uncle James: Apparently, a certain super stud isn't
completely focused on the show at hand and is instead
watching a woman masterbating on a webcam.
TJ: Has 3 D-bags.....1) The grossly effeminate and inept waiter at
Jolina (a restaurant in Charlotte)
2) Tony Harris (artist) of Starman fame, for
being a complete C*nt to his fans
3) Himself for vomiting copious amounts of BBQ
and bourbon while asleep Sat. night at Heroes
- 1:17 - TJ poses the question,"Would it be gay to clone yourself with the sole
purpose of having your clone suck your cock?" TJ rationalizes this as just
another form of masterbation and when Mike suggests just cloning his wife,
TJ summarily dismisses the notion as "just semantics."
*Storytime with Uncle James: He keeps a calender of his "exploits" and Mike
suggests a rating system, broken down into 4 categories.
- 1:14 - The F'd Up Five: Comic Characters you want to tag
To sumise we hear the likes of Zatanna, Emma Frost, Lois Lane, Jungle Girl,
Mystique (the ultimate kink), etc... The jewel of this segment though is
Mike's choices of Big Barda and Giganta (methinks Mike is a secret-sub).
The reason and discussion of these ladies is too delicious to transcribe
with any justice.
*TJ detours to tell my "James Bond of Cunniligous" story.
**Sex Education from Anubis: focus on oral skills, digital skills and cock
skills. It is essential to have the woman cum at least 2 times before you
stick it in; make them beg for the cock. Do that and they'll do anything
you want.
- 1:48 - The year is 1974, match the choices with your favorite FBC member
TV: Wonder woman, 6 Million $ Man, Happy Days and Good Times
Song: Bad Company by Bad Company, 7 Seas of Rhye by Queen, Scarlet
Begonias by the Grateful Dead and Honey, Honey by ABBA
(hint someone has no pick and one person has two, a gay pick
and a straight pick)
Movie: Young Frankenstein, Godfather Pt. 2, Foxy Brown and Chinatown
-2:22:20 - fin
Nipples and Tits,
Dave
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